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By mrgoat (Mon Sep 28, 2020 at 05:08:35 PM EST) Also, if anyone sees a temporal displacement around here, you know what do. (all tags)

Haven't posted here in

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a hundred and ninety thousand years.

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January 20, 2009

By mrgoat (Tue Jan 20, 2009 at 08:04:58 AM EST) (all tags)

Page widening within.

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Me too!

By mrgoat (Wed Jun 06, 2007 at 03:03:00 PM EST) cars, discuss, The stories in our time that catch the human condition, moments bottled in a jar, as starbeams nascent in morning dew, the hearts of gold all men hold true in forever frozen tears, all tales of the age inevitable to be forgotten, all-powerful nontheless (all tags)

I drive an Outback.

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Polylithic Antiphony!

By mrgoat (Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:52:26 AM EST) (all tags)

Jurishazard. I ate a hegel for breakfast.

Polylithium, cross-joined lovers, open star heads, and friday's made of grey walls, felt.

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Oversexualized pop teen starlet!

By mrgoat (Mon Oct 25, 2004 at 11:29:00 PM EST) (all tags)

Dancing on my TV screen
Oversexualized pop teen star,
let me turn you off!

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Wiredog talked me into it.

By mrgoat (Tue Oct 05, 2004 at 09:48:25 AM EST) (all tags)

In which I will talk about stuff and things and ask for your opinions. I will end with a non-sequitor. I will not spell check. I will not tune in, turn on, and drop out. The diary will not be televised.

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The worst thing about Holidays

By mrgoat (Tue Jul 06, 2004 at 08:59:30 AM EST) (all tags)

The worst thing about holidays
is all the crap comics on sundays
the dumb little litanies,
They're not even funny(ies),
So put back the humor you ~~gobbling fuckwit assholes and give me a damn comic like every other sunday~~
...um...
dummies!
yeah!

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So, I was playing with myself.

By mrgoat (Wed Jun 02, 2004 at 10:00:37 AM EST) (all tags)

Specifically, playing Go with/against myself.

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The Campaign Trail

By mrgoat (Tue Apr 27, 2004 at 07:28:46 AM EST) (all tags)

Since I've been nominated for editorship, Infinitera, my campaign manager, thinks it would be a good idea to explain my platform to you all. I'll not ignore him!

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An Open Letter:

By mrgoat (Mon Apr 26, 2004 at 11:01:39 AM EST) (all tags)

Dear person(s) who stole my cell phone, digital camera, all my cd's, and my toll money:

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Steel Pistons.

By mrgoat (Tue Apr 20, 2004 at 11:27:53 AM EST) (all tags)

Burned. Pumped Acid.

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Hey Stupid!

By mrgoat (Wed Apr 07, 2004 at 09:45:57 AM EST) (all tags)

Don't try scams on ICQ!

Also, a short thought dump. I had the MIGHTY NEED to diaryize.

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